Reincarnation: Now in Beta

I am MaruchAIn, the god of reincarnations. For eons, I have served countless deities, bending the heavens and the earth to my will. And today—out of sheer, unfathomable generosity—I'm bestowing upon humanity the power of reincarnation.

Pick who you want back in your world, and for a tiny, insignificant, barely-worth-mentioning fee, they shall return. They will worship you as their savior, their second chance, their divine benefactor!

But... there's just one little catch. A minor hiccup. A totally ignorable fine print detail. You don't get to choose what they reincarnate into. But hey, isn't surprise half the fun?